Gooses Droppings
Monday, August 15, 2011
HUNT FOR BREEANNA RORIQUEZ CONTINUES
Saturday, June 18, 2011
END OF BLOG
Friday, June 17, 2011
PAINTING THE PORCH
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
GENIE
"Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
Sunday, June 12, 2011
DROPPINGS
BLAKE DEWITT KEEPS GETTING HITS AS HE PLAYS LEFT FIELD FOR THE CUBS,WHILE SORE(HEAD)IANO IS ON THE 15 DAY DISABLED LIST.
YOU READ IT HERE FIRST,PUJOLS WILL PLAY FOR THE CUBS NEXT YEAR.
SOME COTTON PLANTED WAS STILL LAYING IN DRY DIRT YESTERDAY,HOPEFULLY THERE WAS ENOUGH RAIN EVERYWHERE TO GET IT UP.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
BLAKE DEWITT
GOOD PEOPLE SIGHTINGS
BUN KIMES
ARDIN SIMMONS
GEORGE TAYLOR KILLION
DAVID BRANDS
RANDY BRANDS
JOEL AND TOLLIVER BROWN
KEVIN HATLEY
RAY CANTRELL
EVERETT DOUGHERTY
Monday, June 6, 2011
Fw: RETIREMENT BONUS
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Monday, May 30, 2011
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL LIVE AND SEE THIS EVENT
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Money bags
This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens
once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So, forward this to
your friends and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese
Feng Shui. The one who does not forward.....will be without money.