HUNT FOR BREEANNA RORIQUEZ CONTINUES

THE HUNT FOR THREE YEAR OLD BREEANNA RODRIQUEZ CONTINUES AT SENATH,THEY HAVE A SUSPECT IN CUSTODY WHO SUPPOSEDLY SUFFOCATED HER,AND SAYS HE THREW HER BODY IN A DITCH.GOOSE

END OF BLOG

FOR FIVE YEARS NOW,I HAVE ENJOYED DOING THE BLOG,OVER TEN THOUSAND POSTS,BUT I HAVE OTHER INTERESTS,AND THE BLOG CONSUMES A LOT OF MY TIME.SO ITS TIME TO SHUT IT DOWN,I OWE A LOT TO PEOPLE WHO CONTRIBUTED TO THE BLOG,AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.I HAVE A PASSION FOR READING AND DOING CROSSWORD PUZZLES,READING RESTURANT REVIEWS,DISCOVERING NEW RECIPES.I WANT TO RAISE A BIGGER GARDEN,ENJOY THE GRANDKIDS.MAYBE PLAY A LITTLE MORE GOLF,ETC.GOOSE

AMERICA

PAINTING THE PORCH

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

GENIE

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says

"Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

DROPPINGS

HARRISON FRAZIER WON THE FED EX GOLF TOURNEY IN MEMPHIS.KUDOS TO A NICE GUY.

BLAKE DEWITT KEEPS GETTING HITS AS HE PLAYS LEFT FIELD FOR THE CUBS,WHILE SORE(HEAD)IANO IS ON THE 15 DAY DISABLED LIST.

YOU READ IT HERE FIRST,PUJOLS WILL PLAY FOR THE CUBS NEXT YEAR.

SOME COTTON PLANTED WAS STILL LAYING IN DRY DIRT YESTERDAY,HOPEFULLY THERE WAS ENOUGH RAIN EVERYWHERE TO GET IT UP.

POLITICS

MULLIGAN OF THE WEEK

LETS GIVE ALL THE NASCAR DRIVERS A EXTRA GALLON OF GAS AND RE DO THE KC RACE.

BLAKE DEWITT

BLAKE DEWITT FROM SIKESTON WAS THREE FOR FOUR IN A GAME LAST NITE AGAINST CINCINATTI.THE CUBS GOT TO FIND A PLACE FOR HIS BAT IN LINEUP SOME WHERE;HE IS BATTING 290,MOSTLY PINCH HITTING,I CAN ONLY THINK THAT HE WOULD DO BETTER PLAYING EVERY DAY.PLUS,HE HAS BEEN PLAYING LEFT FIELD WHEN HE PLAYS,AND HE IS A INFIELDER.GOOSE

GOOD PEOPLE SIGHTINGS

ALL THE BAKER IMP CREW
BUN KIMES
ARDIN SIMMONS
GEORGE TAYLOR KILLION
DAVID BRANDS
RANDY BRANDS
JOEL AND TOLLIVER BROWN
KEVIN HATLEY
RAY CANTRELL
EVERETT DOUGHERTY

IDIOTS SEEN LEAVING PRISON

PLAXICO BURRESS (NEW YORK GIANTS)

THE PROBLEM WAS MISSING BELTS

Fw: RETIREMENT BONUS

Very Smart Man! Subject: FW: RETIREMENT BONUS     Subject: Fw: RETIREMENT BONUS            RETIREMENT  BONUS If this doesn't make you laugh,  you might be humor  impaired! The Air Force found they had too many  officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any  officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch  measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The  officer got to choose what those two points would  be. The first  officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to  the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a  bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little  smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to  his toes. He walked Out with $96,000. The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a  grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured  replied,  'From  the tip of my weenie to my testicles.' It was suggested by the pension man that he might  want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two  Officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go  along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical  Officer. The  Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' which he  did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's  weenie and began to work back. "Dear Lord!", he suddenly  exclaimed,  ''Where  are your testicles?'' The old Chief calmly replied, '' Vietnam  ''. I Love This Country! It's The Government That Scares The Hell Outa Me!         http://www.lettersnstuff.com Font: Drummon   No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com  Version: 8.5.449 / Virus Database: 271.1.1/3670 - Release Date: 05/30/11 18:34:00

another stupid golf cartoon by LANCER

THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL LIVE AND SEE THIS EVENT

Calendar for July 2011

July

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Money bags

This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens
once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So, forward this to
your friends and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese
Feng Shui. The one who does not forward.....will be without money.