All Points Bulletin

This is a all points dispatch from the Portageville,Missouri Police Department.Five dozen Krispy Kreme donuts intended for the Portageville officers and Dispaptchers are being held captive by some individuals who are at a family reunion in the Camdenton Missouri area near near the lake.They may possibly be at Camp Winndemire.First Individuals name is Kenneth Lee Sissom,around 6 ft tall with reddish brown hair,no known Tattoos.Second subject is Sam Brown,around 6 ft tall,favors David Letterman,no known Tattoos.Third subject is Darron Ashley,Alias Ash Man,frequent commenter on Gooses Musings,a well known Blogger from the Bootheel of Missouri.All three have hearty appettites,especially Brown. If Donuts are located,fedex them to us,our officers and Dispatchers,especiall Goose are hungry. Dispatch PPD