contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and
even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer
(WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone
else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should
immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of
the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK
has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not
have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life.
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