Crotch Rockets

I saw it coming in my rear view mirror,and knew exactly what it was.It was a crotch rocket doing about 175 mph,and it was being rode by a local farmer.He went by me,and it was just a blur,but I was able to ascertain that it was red.In two seconds he was out of sight.When I got too where I was going with the fertilize,I asked who drives a red crotch rocket?Low and behold it was that farmer there,and I asked him what he was doing,and he said that he had to get to Portageville fast for parts.Now,I do not know if you ever have ridden a crotch rocket or not,but I got on one with a Mennonite,and I promised the good Lord,if I got off there safe,I would never get on one again.Supposedly this farmer has one that will crowd 300 mph.Goose