How many African Americans does it take to change a tire?

Wednesday afternoon I had a flat on the trailer I was pulling,so I took it to Ardin Simmons.to get it fixed.On the edge of the lot was a suv with a Jack under it,but no one around, and a wheel gone. I sat down on the bench and soon the African Americans started showin up.and one had a spare.Five women,and one old lazy boy,who was useless as a bucket sitting under a bulls balls.They started attempting to put the wheel on and were not having any luck,six of them mind you.They tried to flag people down to help,to no avail.One of them asked me If I knew Ronnie Kimes,and I said yes,and she said she had heard he would help people in distress.I said he is busy cutting wheat.So finally this big fat gal,who had a rear end like a forty dollar mule,wollered the wheel around and got it on.Then they brought the Jack back,and the lug wrench,which Ardin had loaned them,yep he did,believe it or not.Also I discovered that Ardin is supporting Obama.Goose