Golf Joke

Tired of being a golf widow, a woman took up  the game and wound up
playing with her husband on a country course one day.  He hit his drive
way off into the rough, behind a barn.  She came over to take a look,
surveyed the situation, and suggested that if he opened both barn doors
he could hit his ball straight through the barn to the green.

He saw this as an excellent idea, complimented her for her suggestion,
then opened the doors and stepped up to the ball.  He made a swing and
great contact.  Unfortunately, the ball was off line, careened off the
door frame, hit the wife in the head and killed her.

Years went by, the man finally remarried, and this time found himself a
golfer for a wife. Incredibly, the same situation occurs.  The man is in
the rough behind the same barn. His new wife took a look at his ball and
suggested that he could make the green if he opened both barn doors and
hit through the barn.

"No way," he says.  "I can't do that."

"Why not?" she asks.

"The last time I did that something terrible happened."

"What?" she asked.

"I got a double bogey."