Golfing with Jesus

Jesus, St. Peter, St. Matthew & St. Luke went out one day for a round of golf.

They began play, and everything was fine util they reached the par 3 5th hole. This
particular hole had a large water hazard in front of it, and since he had the honor,
St. Peter teed off first.  He took out his trusty 5 iron, and laid the ball on the green,
no problem.  St. luke went next, and he used his 7 iron.  St. Matthew followed, using a 5
iron.  Both were on the green in one and ready to go. Jesus teed up, but he took out his 9
iron saying, "I saw Arnold Palmer make this shot with his 9 iron once!"

Well, he hit the ball just fine, but short.  Into the water it went.  "No problem", says
Jesus, and he tees up again. Same shot, same result.  After 2 or 3 more attempts, St. Peter
says "Why don't you just use your 5 iron and get it over with?" 

Jesus again replies "I saw Arnold Palmer make this shot with his 9 iron once!"

Well, this continued over and over until Jesus was out of balls.  Disgusted by now, Jesus
walks out on the water and reaches in and retrieves his errant shots.  About this time
the foursome following our group has caught up.  Looking out at Jesus on the water, one of them
asks: "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?" 

To which St. Peter replies...."Nah, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer!"