Little Bruce and Jenny

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they
know they are in love. One day they decide that they want
to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask
him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me
and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand
in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith
replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two
live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce
replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we
can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with
a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old
enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny
gets five bucks a week and I get 10 bucks a week. That's
about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought
into this. "Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything
figured out. I just have one more question. What will you
do if the two of you should have little ones of your
own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've
been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable!

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