Woods turns to Wonder and says: "How's the singing career going?"
Stevie replies, "Not too bad! How's the golf?"
"I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that figured out now," replied Tiger.
"You know Tiger, I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."
"You play golf?"
"Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
"But, you're ... blind. How can you play golf?"
"Tiger I just get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."
"But, how do you putt?", asks Tiger.
"I need to work on it a little but all and all, it's not bad," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice."
Incredulous, Tiger says, "We've got to play a round sometime!"
"Well, as you can imagine, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
Tiger thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that, when would you like to play?"
Stevie says, "Pick a night!"
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