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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day tryin> > to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for> > murder at midnight.??His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had> > failed & he was feeling worn out & depressed.> >???????????? As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife> > started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this?> > Where have you been???Dinner is cold & I'm not reheating it.'??And on & on> > & on.> >???????????? Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual,> > he went & poured himself a shot of whiskey & headed off for a long hot> > soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he> > dragged himself up the stairs.> >???????????? While he was in the bath, the phone rang.??The wife answered &> > was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay> > of execution after all.??Wright would not be hanged tonight.??Finally> > realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs> > & give him the good news.> >???????????? As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight> > of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs & feet.> >???????????? 'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.> >???????????? To which he whirled around & screamed, 'For The Love Of GOD,> > Woman, Don't You Ever Let Up?!!