Borrowing Neighbor

Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson's house,
Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something. "He won't get
away with it this time," muttered Robinson to his wife.  "Watch
this."

"Er, I wonder if you'd be using your power-saw this morning," the
neighbor began.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry," said Robinson with a smug look, "but
the fact of the matter is, I'll be using it all day."

"In that case," said the neighbor, "you won't be using your golf
clubs, mind if I borrow them?"