Getting a ghair dryer through customs

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland
Asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'
'Of course child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair
dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the
customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any
Way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes
Perhaps?

''I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn
You: I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will
Question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have
Nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used
On a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

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