Thursday, September 4, 2008

Preachers Buisness Card.Thanks to Kimmie J

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his
>>>> parishioners. At
>>>> one house
>>>> > it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no
>>>> answer came
>>>> to his
>>>> > repeated knocks at the door.
>>>> >
>>>> > Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote
>>>> 'Revelation
>>>> 3:20' on the
>>>> > back of it and stuck it in the door.
>>>> >
>>>> > When the offering was processed the following Sunday,
>>>> he found
>>>> that his card
>>>> > had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic
>>>> message,
>>>> 'Genesis 3:10.'
>>>> >
>>>> > Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he
>>>> broke up
>>>> in gales of
>>>> > laughter.
>>>> >
>>>> > Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the
>>>> door and knock.'
>>>> > Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the
>>>> garden and I was
>>>> afraid
>>>> > for I was naked.'
>>>> >
>>>> > ** Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean
>>>> ones?

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