Really Dear

On  the way to meet his regular foresome,  Joe gets delayed in  heavy
traffic.  When he finally gets to the club the starter tells him that
he  had no choice but to send off  his  three  buddies.   "But",  the
starter  says, "there's a really nice lady who's ready to  go."  Joes
protests  but the starter says that she's  very  nice  and  a  decent
player.

Joe finally decides to play with her.

During  their round,  Joe realizes that he's having a great time with
her.  They laugh, talk the whole time and, as the starter said, she's
a  terrific player.   Joe invites her into the clubhouse for a  drink
after  the round and it becomes 3 or 4 drinks in two hours time.   He
then asks her to go out for dinner, and she accepts his offer.  After
a  great dinner,  wine and dancing she invites Joe to her home for  a
little  coffee.  Well,  coffee turns to kissing and  fooling  around,
then  great sex.   Joe looks at his watch and sees it's 11:00 PM  and
says,  "Oh my god, I can't believe the time.  I've got to get home to
my wife" and he bolts out the door.

When he gets home his wife asks him where he was.  He then tells her,
"Honey  I can't beleive what I've done.   I strayed.  I was on my way
to  playing with the guys early this morning  and  I  got  caught  in
traffic.   When I got there,  they had been sent out and the  starter
sent  me out with this woman.   We were playing and having  a  really
nice  time.  We had drinks,  then we went out for  dinner,  then  she
invited  me back to her place, we had coffee and before I knew it  we
were in her bed.   Bit-a-bang, bit-a-boom clothes were flying, having
sex.  Then I noticed the time and said that I had to run home to you,
and here I am".

She  thought about it for a minute,  looked at  him  and  said,  "You
played 36 holes didn't you?"