Stupid Test

1. You have a dozen eggs,but you eat two of them,how many do you have left?
1a.16
2a.8
3a.10
2. You leave home and run a mile,you turn around ,how far is it back Home?
1a. 2 miles
2a. 1/2 mile
3a.1 mile
3.You go to bed at midnite,and wake up at 6.am. How many hours did you sleep?
1a.17
2a.6
3a.2
If you got them all right,you are smart.
If you missed them all,you are probably a tree trimmer.