Sunday Golf

Three guys are playing golf early on a Sunday morning.  Ahead of
them is a guy playing, and playing well, all by himself. As they all
finished the round the threesome went to the single player and asked
if he'd like to join them and make a foursome.

"Sure, said the player, I'll see you Sunday at 8 maybe 8:45."

Well next week the foursome got together at 8 and the new golfer in
the group shot left-handed and scorched the course with a 75. After
the round they all went to have something to eat and agreed to play
as a foursome the next Sunday. "You OK for next Sunday?" the three
asked their new partner. He said "Sure, see you at 8 maybe 8:45"

The next week they showed up and hit the course at 8 and the new
golfer shot right-handed and blew them all away with a 74. Afterward
they all went to get something to eat when one of the group asked
"You're incredible last week as a lefty and just as good this week as
a rghtie, what is it that makes you decide to shoot right or left?"

The golfer looked them in the eye and said "My wife." Well the group
was puzzled.  He went on to say "I look at my wife as soon as I get
up every morning and if she is on her right side I shoot right, if
she's on her left side I shoot left."

The wise guy of the group said, "What if she's laying on her back?"

Then maybe I'll see you at 8:45."