Two golf Jokes

A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk, my son. Soon, you
will have urges and feelings you've never had before. Your heart will pound
and your hands will sweat. You'll be preoccupied and won't be able to think
of anything else."

He added, "But don't worry, it's perfectly normal... it's called golf."

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"Dennis, how come you're using two caddies today?"

"My wife tells me that I don't spend enough time with my kids."