What happened to you

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple

Bruises, two
Black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
Throat. Naturally the
Doctor asked him, 'What happened
To you?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
When at a difficult
Hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.'
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
Noticed one of the
Cows had something white at its rear end.'

'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there
Was a golf ball with
My wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
The cow's butt.'

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,

'Hey, this looks like
Yours!'

'I don't remember much after that...'