With Apologies to Elvis

A golfer, who was known for his bad temper, walked into the Pro
Shop one day and plunked down big bucks for a new set of woods.
The staff all watched to see what would happen after he used them
for the first time, more than half expecting he'd come in and
demand his money back.  But the next time he came in, he was all
smiles!

"They're the best clubs I've ever had," he said. "I've really had
tremendous improvement!  In fact, I've discovered I can throw them
at least 40 yards farther than I could my last ones."