Best Menopause Answer ever

Q:
> How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
> bulb?
>
> Woman's Answer:
> One!
> ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
> house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
> don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
> And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the
#&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET
for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find
them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID
light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE
WRAPPER
> THE Dang LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
> OUT   THE  GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
>
> ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
> IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
> DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
> THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
>
> I'm sorry. What was the question?
>
> 
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