Real reason for the screwed up economy

Here is the real reason the economy is screwed up.Number one,you cannot talk to a Human anymore,you have to talk to a ignorant machine,that says I am sorry I did not understand that.or choose from one of the twenty options,you are about to hear.Yesterday I was ordering a printer from Dell,and had to go thru crap a mile long,before I could talk to a overbearing salesman.I consider myself fortunate enough to be able to order something on the phone,but there are millions of Illiterate people out there,who are not so they just give up.Presto,No sale,where if they had had a human being ,they would have had a sale,so you multiply that by millions everyday,and it hurts the economy
Number Two,thousands sit home unemployed,while foreigners answer the phone for big corporations.Surely Americans could fill those spots,because all Dell or Microsoft,etc,does is give those people Manual to read out of.Call Microsoft with a problem,and here is the conversation."Hello this is Joe one hung low,what is your Name?'Jim Wilson.Okay Mr.Wiiliison,I am going to help you with your problem today.Uh,repeat that.He said Mr. Willisssson I am going to help you with your problem today.What is the matter with your Computer Mr. Willissssson?I tell him I cannot understand you,you goofy clodhopper.He says Mr. Willisssson,you need to listen up a little better..Telling me to listen up from a goofy foreigner is like throwing Gas on a fire.So I hang up,and Call Javaign Vinson,and he comes over,and in a good clear English voice,fixes the problem.Surely a American could be handling those Phones.
Number three we have give all our money to greasy Mexicans,and to lifeless americans.I say lets take care of the crippled,Blind and the Insane,and youth until they get old enough to work,and if the rest will not work,let them fall by the wayside. The first thying we do with a foreigner is give them a check,and say just take it easy pal,no need to work,the Gov't will take care of you.We will loan foreigners money by the wheel barrow full,but let a good red bloodied American boy,try to get some help to farm,or get a buisness going,and they will laugh at him.Hit the f5 button Goose