Womens golf terms

Double Bogey
'Casablanca' followed by 'African Queen.'

Iron
What guys need to learn to do their own shirts.

Good Lie
Weight on their driver's license.

Greens
Lunch we eat when we'd rather have a cheeseburger.

Hole-In-One
Time to get new pantyhose.

Fairway
Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.

Shaft
You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.

Slice
'No thanks. Just a sliver.'

Water Hazard
Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip.

Chipping
Time to get our nails done again.