Deer Camp

 Deer Camp
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>               The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with
Bob,
>            because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to
make one of
>            them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
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>           The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next
morning
>           with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said,
'Man, what
>           happened to you? He said, 'Bob snored so loudly, I just sat
up and
>           watched him all night. '
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>           The next night it was a different guy's turn. In t he
morning, same thing
>           hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man,
what
>           happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that
Bob shakes the
>           roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.'
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>           The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly
ex-Navy man; a
>           man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed
and bushy
>           tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. They couldn't
believe it! They said,
>           'Man, what happened?'
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>           He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob
into bed,
>           patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.
>           Bob sat up and watched me all night.
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>               
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>           (We Navy men know how to take care of problems.!