Love Making tips for Seniors

1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your
partner is actually in bed with you.


2. Set timer for 5 minutes, just in case you doze off
in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!


4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.


5. Write partner's name on your hand just in case you
can't remember.


6. Have Extra-Strength Tylenol ready just in case you
actually complete what you started.


7. Make all the noise you want.
The neighbors are deaf too.


8. If it happens, call everyone you know with the good news.


19. Don't even think about trying it twice.


* A French Scientist, after a lengthy study, has
discovered that people with declining sexual activity
read their e-mails with their right hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off, it's too late