Spelling Bee

My name be Eboneesha Li Herenandez, an African Hispanic Asiatic-American girl
who just got an award for being the bess speler in class. I got 27% on the
speling test and 30 points being black, 25 points for not bringin drugs into
class, 15 points for not bringin guns into class, and 15 points for not gettin
pregnut during the cemester. It be hard to beat a score of 112%. White dude who
sit nex to me is McGee from Ocala.
He got a 97% on the test but no extra points on acount of he have the same skin
color as the opressirs of 150 years ago. Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts
and Liberuls for suportin Afermative action. You be showin da way to true
eqwallity. I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor
when Barrac take over da healtcare in dis cuntry.