Im fine-Thanks to Elvis

There's nothing whatever the matter with me,
I'm just as healthy as I can be,
I have Arthritis in both my knees,
And when I talk,I talk with a wheeze.
My pulse is weak and my blood is thin,
But I'm awfully well for the shape I am in'
I think my liver is out of whack,
And a terrible pain is in my back,
My hearing is poor,my sight is dim,
Most everything seems to be out of trim,
But I'm awfully well for the shape i'm in,
I have arch supports for both my feet,
Or I wouldn't be able to go on the street,
Slleplesssness I have night after night,
And in the morning I'm justa sight
My memorys failing,my heads in a spin,
I'm peacefully living on aspirin,
But I am awfully well for the shape I am In,
The Moral is,as this tale unfolds,
That for you and me who are growing old,
It's better to say,
"I'm fine"with a grin,
Than to let them know the shape we're in.