Take a bullet

One Sunday morning as a 2000 member congregation started to have church,two hooded men walked in with machine guns.They announced if you are willing to take a bullet for Christ stay seated.Immediately the deacons fled,the choir fled,an most of the congregation fled.When there were about twenty people left,one of the men announced, okay preacher we got rid of the hypocrites,you can start church now. Goose