Would you remarry

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when
> the wife looks over
> at him and asks the question.
>
> WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get
> married again?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
>
> WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'
>
> WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
>
> WIFE: 'You would? (with a hurt look)
>
> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
>
> WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'Sure. It's a great house.'
>
> WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
>
> WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.'
>
> WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to
> do.'
>
> WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'No. I'm sure she'd want her
> own.'
>
> WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'
>
> WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'No. She's left-handed.'
>
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