Rams Trivia-Thanks to Ed Martin

The Missouri State Police are cracking down on speeders
headed to St. Louis.
For the first offense,they give you two Rams Tickets,if they
catch you a second time,they make you use them.
Q.What do you call 47 Millionaires around a TV watching
the Super Bowl?
A.The St.Louis Rams
Q.How do you keep a St.Louis Ram,out of your yard?
A.Put up a goal post.
Q.Where do you go in St.Louis in case of a tornado?
A.To Edward Jones Dome,they never get a touchdown there.
Q.Whats the difference between the St.Louis Rams and a dollar bill?
A.You can still get four quarters out of a Dollar Bill.
Q.What do the Rams and possums have in Common?
A.They both play dead at home,and they get killed on the Road.