whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the sex
after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no sex
after death.
After a long life together,
the man was the first to die. True to his word, he
made the first contact, " Louise.....Louise
...
"Is that you, Roger?"
"Yes, I've
come back like
we agreed."
"That's
wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning,
I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the
golf
course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have
sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd
be proud - lots of greens) another romp
around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of
the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some
much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all
over again."
"Oh Roger you
surely must be in Heaven!"
"Not exactly ... I'm
a rabbit on a golf course
in Arizona."
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