Sheer Nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a> > sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several> > possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the> > more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the> > most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He> > presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it> > on, and model it for him.> > > > Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have> > an idea. It's so sheer that> > it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but> > I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep> > the $500 refund for myself.'> > > > She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. > > > > The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for> > $500, they'd at least iron it!'> > > > He never heard the shot.> > > > Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin