Catholic Shampoo

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by
the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if
she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed,
it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel
uncomfortable about purchasing it. The first nun replied
that she would handle it without a problem.

She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The
cashier had a surprised look, so the nun said, "This is for
washing our hair."

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the
counter, put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the
beer, and said, "The curlers are on me."Goose