A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady
sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he
walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice
how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to
bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink
a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat
only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid
and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
Thirty four she replied.
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