Computer Password

A woman was helping her
husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in
the process, the computer
advised him that he would now
need to enter a password.

Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather
amorous mood and figured he
would try for the shock effect to
bring this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it
plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter
out loud as he typed:

P...E...N...I...S
His wife fell off her chair laughing
when the computer replied:
PASSWORD REJECTED.
NOT LONG ENOUGH