Friday, April 10, 2009

Senior Engagement

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida ,Are all excited about their decision to get married. TheyGo for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"The pharmacist answers, "Yes."*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart Medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do."*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds "*Jacob: " Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."*Jacob: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and
Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes
for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely."*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do."*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and Sizes."*Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure."**Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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