Emergency room visit

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for four hours,

I put on my old Marine fatigues

and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R.,

I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least three hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch.

Feel free to use it

the next time you're in need

of quicker emergency service.