Women

>>>
>>> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT
>>> MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, 'HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD
>>> A CHEAP
>>> APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
>>> 10-INCH BLACK AND
>>> WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT
>>> 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.
>>>
>>> NOW I HAVE ;A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE
>>> BIG BED AND
>>> PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
>>> 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO
>>> ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF
>>> THINGS.'
>>>
>>> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT
>>> AND FIND A HOT
>>> 25-YEAR-OLD GAL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE
>>> AGAIN BE
>>> LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING
>>> ON A SOFA BED AND
>>> WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>>>
>>> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW
>>> HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
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