Da end is near

Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local
Cajun Baptist
Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Methodist
Church across the road.

They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the
ground,
that read:

'Da End is Near
Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now

Afore It Be Too Late!'
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and
yelled,
'You religious nuts!'
From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big
splash...
Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da
sign should
jussay.....'Bridge Out?'