Pitiful

WE stank up the course yesterday,and this is how we done it.We shot 2 under at the country club.WE got to number 2 at the municipal course,and Mike hit a pitching wedge from 150 stiff,three grown men missed the putt.Nr 4 mike hit a big drive ,mike hit a 7 iron from 180 to ten feet,three grown men missed the eagle putt,settled for birdie.#5 for second shot I hit a hybird club on the fringe from 200 yds,Ben chips it in,another birdie.#6,after Ben almost drove it in the water,I hit a wedge to 2 feet,another birdie.Three in a row.Now get you something to drink and take a seat.# 7 is a 190 yd par three over water.They used to have sand bunkers there,but they are now grass bunkers.Mike hit his ball on the green,but it spun backwards into one of those bunkers.Ben hit his in the water,and me also.So we had to play out of the Grass bunker,it was a foot high,could barely see the ball,mike swung under the ball,never moved it.Ben knocked it out,but it rolled back in.I knocked it out twenty feet from the pin,and we proceeded to three putt.And that is how you negate three birdies in a row.On eight which was our last hole,Mike had a really good case of the Red A__,so he took it out on the Ball and hit a drive way past the water.Ended up making par and finishing 2 under for the day after 7 under on Saturday.Now all you golfers know how to stink up a course.Goose