Three hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says "My wife sure is stupid! She bought an air-conditioner."
2nd Hillbilly says "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly says "We ain't go no lectricity."
2nd Hillbilly says "That's nothing. My wife is so stupid she bought one of them new-fangled warshin' machines."
1st Hillbilly says "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly says "Cause we ain't go no plummin."
3rd Hillbilly says "That ain't nuthin. My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together. I was going through her purse the other day lookin for some change, and I found 6 condoms.
1st and 2nd Hillbillies says "Well, what's so dumb about that?
3rd Hillbilly says "She ain't got no pecker."
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