The Zebra

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly
> Gates.. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted
> me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black
> with white stripes?'
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> St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God
> can answer.'
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> So the zebra went off in search of God.
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> When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God,
> please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with
> white stripes?'
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> God simply replied 'You are what you are.'
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> The zebra returned to see St. Peter once
> more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'
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> The zebra looked puzzled. 'No sir, God
> simply said 'You are what you are.''
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> St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra,
> 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.'
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> The zebra asked St Peter, 'How do you know
> that for certain?'
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> 'Because,' said St Peter, 'If you were black
> with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is.'
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> WARNING: If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton,
> Jesse Jackson, Rev Wright and Obama will be comin after yo white butt!!!
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