CHIP SHOTS

BIG HAT AND NO COWS-GLENN GILL

OBAMA AND FAMILY STAYING IN A $ 30,000.00 DOLLAR A WEEK HOUSE ON MARTHAS VINYARD,WHILE ON 2 WEEKS VACATION.ALL THIS WHILE THE ECONOMY WORSENS,AND CASH FOR CLUNKERS EXPIRES.

CARD DEALERS SIT AND WAIT FOR MONEY FROM GOVERNMENT FOR CASH FOR CLUNKERS.THE GOV'T SUPPOSEDLY HAS 1200 PEOPLE PROCESSING REBATES TO DEALERS.

RARE TRIPLE PLAY IN BASEBALL SUNDAY.ONLY 15 IN HISTORY OF BASEBALL.

CORN SHELLING FIXING TO GET IN FULL SWING IN BOOTHEEL.

RICE BEING CUT BY MY SONS CARY AND COOT IN ARKANSAS.

ONE OF PORTAGEVILLE'S POLICEMAN'S WIFE IS DYING WITH CANCER.MAY BE EXPIRED BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS.

IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN A COON FLIRTING WITH A RESPECTABLE WHITE GIRL?