Looks like they can fish from the front porch

Question # 3SO.........WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOUSE INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE,
OR,
DOES IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE
3 Questions from a Redneck Engineer
Question # 1:
How much does a house weigh?
Question # 2:
How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge Hold???