SPREAD THE STUPIDITY

Only in America .........do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to > the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can > buy cigarettes at the front.>> Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, > and a diet coke.> Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the > pens to the counters.>>> Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the > driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.>> Only in America .......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in > packages of eight.>>> Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille > lettering.>> EVER WONDER ....> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens> our skin?>>> Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?>>> Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?>>> Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?>>> Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?>>> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid > made with real lemons?>>> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?>>> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?>> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?>>> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?>>> You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why > don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!>>> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?>>> Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?>> If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?>> If flying is so safe, why> do they call the airport the terminal?>> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the > stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe > even a chuckle)...in> other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a> while.>>