Sunburn Treatment

A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got aHorribleSunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees. HeWent toThe hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed withSecond-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he wasIn,The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline,Electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra doForHim, Doctor? The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for hisCondition,But it'll keep the sheets off his legs.Har-dee-har-har