COME ON GOOSE TAKE A NAP

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit> the> > family ranch.> > Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in> > financial trouble. In> > order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch,> they> > need to purchase a> > bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they> can> > breed their own> > stock.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the> brunette> > tells her sister,> > 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll> > contact you to drive> > out after me and haul it home.'> > > > > > > > > > > > The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects> the> > bull, and decides she> > wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell> it for> > $599, no less.> > After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to> send> > her sister a> > telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the> telegraph> > office and says,> > 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her> that> > I've bought a bull> > for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our> > pickup truck and drive> > out here so we can haul it home.'> > > > > > > > > > > > The telegraph operator explains that he'll be> glad to> > help her, then adds,> > 'It's just 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for> the> > bull, the brunette> > only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be> able to> > send her sister> > one word.> > > > > > > > > > > > After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and> says, 'I> > want you to send> > her the word 'comfortable.' > > > > > > > > > > > > The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever> going> > to know that you want> > her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and> drive out> > here to haul> > that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the> word> > 'comfortable?' > > > > > > > > > > > > The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The> word's> > big. She'll read it> > very slowly ... com-for-da-bull.'