A HOLE BEHIND

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf coursebecame confused as to where he was on the course.Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knewwhat hole he was playing.'I'm on the 7th hole,' she replied, 'and you are a hole behind me.So you must be on the 6th hole.'He thanked her and went back to his golf.On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her againwith the same request.'I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be onthe 13th hole.'Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the sameladysitting at the end of the bar.He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the courseoften.He approached her and said, 'Let me buy you a drink in appreciationfor your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession.I'm in sales also. What do you sell?''I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh,' she replied.'No, I won't.''Well, if you must know,' she answered, 'I work for Tampax.'With that, he laughed so hard he lost his balance and fell off the barstool.'See,' she said. 'I knew you'd laugh!''That's not what I'm laughing at,' he replied, 'I'm a salesman forPreparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you.'