HOW TO MAKE A IDIOT OF YOURSELF

TO MAKE A IDIOT OF YOURSELF,GET YOU A BIG MOTORCYCLE,PUT STRAIGHT PIPES ON IT,DRIVE TO THE NURSING HOME. PARK IT,IN THE SPOT RESERVED FOR AMBULANCES.GO INSIDE VISIT WIFE,COME BACK OUT,FIRE IT UP.REV IT UP FOR THREE OR FOUR MINUITES,WAKE UP EVERYONE IN NURSING HOME.DRIVE OFF,PROUD O YOURSELF.GOOSE