NEW BOOTS

> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .>> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on > sale, he bought them and wore them home.>> Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, > 'Notice anything different about me?'>> Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'>> Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back > into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.>> Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything > different NOW?'>> Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging > down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again > tomorrow!'>> Furious,
Bert yelled,> 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'>> 'Nope', she replied.>> 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'>> Without changing her expression,> Margaret replied,> 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert, Shoulda bought a hat.'