GOLFING MAN

Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years ofmarriage.>> When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate,painful > tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years theyhad > been married.>> She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, > loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list ofunmet > needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.>> Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,the > therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen tostand, > embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on herbreasts > and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her > husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!>> Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down whilebasking > in the glow of being highly aroused.>> The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at> least three times a week.. Can you do this?'>> Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off hereon > Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.>